Yesterday, a masked crusader bravely saved Dante’s Taco Stand from unknown catastrophe. A group of local youths were brandishing skateboards and butterfly knives trying to steal a hanging piece of “Meat” from Dante’s stall. In case anyone is unfamiliar with Darkside, Dante is the ghoul who runs the taco stand where you can buy tacos and sauce for a mere pittance.
The youths startled Dante, who was willing to give him the meat and all the Pax in his coin-box before this crusader in red showed up, wearing a retro looking metal helmet. The youths gave the man a few looks up and down and decided that a better idea would be to run away once his whip came out. A few witnesses think the youth’s should’ve deserved a pursuit, a lashing and a few stern words but the hero decided that being scared by a tall man in a suit and mask was enough. Dante was available for comment.
“Grrrlgliggh mmmcgrll ackkkggggg grrlll” -Dante of Dante’s Taco Stand
The man ran off before commendations could be given or even a thankful word from Dante. Dante hopes the masked man reads this article and his quote about how thankful he is. If you’re out there sir, all the taco lovers salute you.
*”Meat” from Dante’s stand is undetermined to be actual meat so quotes were required for the article.
Wynn Gwynn is an Illustrator, Editor and Writer of Tuppenny Dreadful, a media company in Darkside of Ealdwic London- Shades District.