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Think about it. Churches and graveyards or anything with crypts, dead bodies (lots of them!) are just disasters waiting to happen. Maybe the religious forefathers figured that if the rapture happened they wouldn’t have to deal with all the zombies so go ahead and make death traps…I mean graveyards all over the place…when in fact they should’ve been cremating EVERYONE!

Think about it. Why is burying even a thing?  The Vikings TOTALLY had the right idea when they set boats carrying corpses on fire. A good show AND a 100 percent decrease in the chance of a zombie rising. Cremation!  Cremation! Cremation! No more zombies. If your loved one dies? Cremation! Put it in your wills! Leave nothing to chance!

 

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Writer/Photographer: Kearne Coullihan @KearneCoullihan

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